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Russ, Russ, Russ, yes finally my best mate Rusty is to get a star on the Hollywood walk of fame for being an overweight, bullying, self important New Zealander. He wasn't always like that. When I knew him he was just bullying and self important, but time has added some weight to the package. Russ has always smoked and would blow his nose on his shirt sleeve and wipe his ass with tissues which he would dispose off in the nearest mail box. Its surprising then that they put him on a stamp considering all the posties in New Zealand would love to have a crack at him.
He has invited me to his next movie opening Robbing Hood, the one in which he wears tights and chases sheep (its a New Zealand thing). Russ always wore tights even at school, many times he would come to school in some pink fancy little number only to have them ripped off by the bigger boys. He was eventually kicked out of New Zealand and came to Australia and changed his name to Russell La Rux. The sheep farmers couldn't find him. Yes he is not Australian and never will be, so when you come to Australia expecting to find him chasing sheep down the main road you may be better going to Hollywood and down to the walk of fame for there you will see little Russes hoof print.
This is Russ when I knew him (taken with me IPhone at the hospital)
Taken just after he arrived in Australia (passport photo)
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