A major search is on for a pair of nipples reportedly belonging to Megan Fox.
Search and rescue Australia have pulled out all stops to find them. Ms Fox reported them missing after swimming in a small Australian river near Sydney. A spokesperson close to Ms Fox says she desperate to get them back as soon as possible as she has a potential nip slip moment lined up for this evening.
About 3,000 men from nearby Sydney suburb of grope have volunteered to assist the 2,000 search and rescue personnel who have forgone holidays to help in the search. Anybody seeing Ms Fox's nipples should forward them to me personally and I shall see that they are returned. According to Ms Fox they were last seen on her chest and the right one looks very similar to the left.
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