Shark update

Australia is now surrounded by sharks and nobody can get in for least 24hrs.

Don't believe me, well I took these shots with me I Phone a few hours ago.



Here is the last photo of Bob and Jane on holidays looking through the famous Queensland glass bottom boat.

This was taken this morning from the small jetty near my place.



This photo was taken in the afternoon near my place.

Here is a shark that has been bitten by other sharks (they do get really hungry). This shark was about 10 metres long !



Here is a few shots of the rare Australian dentist shark.

Many sharks end up as fish n chips a popular snack for most Australians. This boy just ordered the fish.



This guy ordered the fish to go. (no chips)



Another tourist bites the dust

Vlad visits Australia for a spot of fishing. We are inpressed !

Australian Pet Crocodiles

Crocodiles have for many years been considered as pets by the general population. Early Australians have always treated them nicely and they have been nice in return. Tourists generally get eaten especially those from Europe. They seem to have a nice after taste.

Here is a tourist avoiding being on the menu.

Children love to play with the Crocs............

Always remember to walk them as they will get fat.

Take them for swim. Sometimes they are a bit reluctant to get into the water so just carry them and drop them.



Here we have a tourist writing a postcard home. Delicious.

Here is my a great Uncle with his girlfriend and their pet Croc.



Here is Auntie Lucy with her pet Croc.

Here is an old picture of me mum talking her Croc for a walk (taken on an early I Phone)

popey fiddle

I can't see any sexual abuse - it must not be happening.

The children of the World are safe thanks to the members of the church.




I might as well go back inside its too cold out here, any children who want to come inside to keep warm are most welcome Ha ha ha.




It is a shame he didn't say no much earlier !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





At last someone has arrested the bastard

We must never forget..........................

Born on June 2, 1933 in Strasbourg.
Last lived at 21, rue Rode, Bordeaux.
Destination: Auschwitz-Birkenau.

Poo shuts city beach

DARWIN'S artificial beach was yesterday closed to the public after scientists discovered faeces in the water.

Testing at the recreation lagoon found dangerous levels of the bacteria enterococci - which is commonly found in the intestines of humans.

The Poo Fairy or did someone drop a copy of the new Stephenie Meyer book into the water ?

Python pops out of 10th-floor toilet

A 1.8m BLACK-HEADED python has been found in a dunny bowl on the 10th floor of a posh Darwin apartment block.

It is not known how long the sneaky and "smelly'' snake had been travelling up and down the sewage pipes. But NT reptile wrangler Chris Peberdy rescued it on Sunday afternoon after the tenants of the Cullen Bay apartment got the shock of their lives when going to the dunny."When I saw it I was pretty shocked,'' Mr Peberdy said."It's one thing in the Territory to have a green frog in the dunny ... but not a six-foot python.'' "It would certainly scare you if it came up from the depths of the dunny.''

Mr Peberdy said there were no windows or other spaces that the snake -- which is "as thick as someone's wrist'' -- could have got into the duuny. "There is no possible other way it could have got there than through the dunny,'' Mr Peberdy said. "I had to give him a good wash as he was wet and a bit smelly.'' But it is not the first time he has had to rescue a snake from the dunny." About three years ago I had the same sort of thing ... an olive python had been living through the dunnys of a city apartment block on Daly St,'' he said."But it was never on the 10th floor.''

Ah Australia, just when you thought you might have a sit down and read the paper in your favourite spot. For those travelling through Australia I would not go to the dunny until you reach your destination and avoid putting your naked bum over the snake hole.

Mr Peberdy sent these photos to me just in case you were wondering what a Black Headed Python looks like - friendly little guy.

Malcolm McLaren RIP

"It's better to be a flamboyant failure than a benign success."